I haven’t yet fully evolved in to a human, thus have no memories to share :( sad times I know.
Today I went to the police station to find out about how to go about getting a CRB and there was no one there to help due to a shortage in staff. Being unemployed and poor I joked that they should hire me the police officer did not seem to appreciate my joke as much as I did. having failed to gather the information needed to check the CRB off my to do list, I crossed the road to the Job Centre Plus, when I told the man I wanted to start a claim he gave me a piece of paper with a number on it and hurried me on. I decided to hang around a little more and see if I could use their phones. Having got through to a lovely lady it soon seemed evident that she too was unable to help me and I would have to ring from a different phone to start my claim. So the two things I wanted to check off my list remain unchecked. However, today has not been a complete waste; I’ve now come to the understanding there is no need to run around and deal with people in person when most things on my to do list can be done over the Internet. Gone are the days of charming people with my smile I must now find a way of manipulating and flattering people virtually, sounds like another thing to add to my to do list, great!
Might just go and live up to the stereo type of an unemployed graduate living at home with the parents and just spend my day stalking people on facebook and watching Jeremy Kyle.
I am Lost!
I am lost, I really am. I am at home, but still somehow rather lost. When did this happen? I blame Kanye West, he released a song called ‘lost in the world’ and then I realised wow I actually am really lost and trying to build a still to slow down the time. I am mortified why does Kanye West get me? When did I become so banal?